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Post by jant on May 17, 2011 18:37:40 GMT
Chaps & chaperones... Been a while since the forum has been really lively, after reading through the minutes of the last meeting at the hospital arms, i thought it may be fun to read some of the " old" minutes on the web page...... Yet again they gave me entertainment to our "nights" out....I think we should have a small competition on these minutes!! what say you lot? i would like to nominate the following posted by Kit.... In the eyes of some, the "committee" is just a collection of losers who used to work for a couple of now extinct companies that once shared the same building, management and worried about each others bank accounts. The meetings are just an excuse to go out and have a few drinks with people who in the past you either really liked, or who could really annoy you - but fortunately they were no longer able to do so.
For others, the committee meetings are an opportunity to meet up with old friends, enjoy a few drinks, maybe a meal, and reminisce over events shared when, perhaps, we used to work together.
Something to yarn about!
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Post by keithwinterbourne on May 18, 2011 15:52:44 GMT
Having started to read the minutes to pick a candidate I realized what an onerous task this is all our writers are of the finest quality!! I suggest that a compendium of CCP/MPS minutes could be a certain best seller. In the mean time may I suggest you all reacquaint yourself with the excellent prose some are really funny.
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Post by Mark on Jun 9, 2011 14:23:28 GMT
Hi Guys It will of course be a great loss to those of the group who have not posted ANY minutes, for those that have do we have, some sort of magnificent gift that will be bestowed to the winner? A great reward for an intelligent contribution to meetings of the highest quality and integrity, or in time honored fashion does the winner just get to buy the next round. I will of course try and find the time to read the minutes again and with great care choose my nominee for the worthy winner ;D this little lot is a good start, but who lives in a quote like this www.ccpmarine.co.uk/page207.html[glow=red,2,300]1.0 Chris stennet arrived, after his apologies were given by some little bloke wearing long johns, his excuse (little bloke) was that he had been to a funeral prior to the meeting. 2.0 Nuts water and Ale was delivered by the magic waiter 3.0 CHILDREN appeared in the bar and annoyed jant BIG time by banging the door 4.0 Jant SHOUTED at a child, which apologised for banging the door. 5.0 Jaffa cake went to the loo and slammed the bar door..Grrrr 6.0 Jaffa came back and mentioned he had an issue reaching the urinals as they were positioned quite high on the wall….Te He! He also thought that the door he had slammed may be a bit skewed on the frame, in hindsight he thought that this may have been the abbot ale, so put an order in to the magic waiter for IPA 7.0 Tony told us all about his inexpensive skiing holiday 8.0 Beer Taster had another pint of "wankeys" 9.0 Keith excused himself, on his return he confirmed that the urinals were indeed quite high, but managed to get over this debilitating issue by borrowing a child to stand on.[/glow]
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Post by Mark on Jun 10, 2011 16:31:06 GMT
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Post by kit on Jul 14, 2011 0:11:13 GMT
I've still got that bloody camera...... I still maintain it has a mind of it's own! Some (All!) of the expressions are priceless. I was almost wetting myself when the shot was taken.
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Post by keithwinterbourne on Aug 4, 2011 18:45:37 GMT
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